Sunday, 10 July 2011

flexibility

The name of this post has a twofold meaning, firstly, in what I do, take last night for instance, i was a bartender for a diamond anniversary, two days before that I was on duty as a first aider, later on today I'm gonna end up being a courier for my family. I am flexible in what I do basically.
However, I'm not always flexible in what I wear. Now I don't mean that in the sense of I have a set way of dressing and that never deviates, I mean it more in the sense of last night, just after the first guests arrived, I was bending down to put a cracked glass away, I had just been paid as well, so surprise surprise when I heard a rip. Yes, my trousers had split, and I had 4 hours of bar tending left to get through. And this wasn't a tiny little split, this split is so long that i can fit my head through it, with room to spare.
Good job I was wearing black underwear then isn't it?

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